Chapter 4, Oh heavens, Chiyou

With a buzz, I fainted again... No wonder they talk about the Xuanyuan clan, Chiyou, Chiyou, that old demon of Chinese mythology, the number one villain... I'm doomed, I've encountered an enemy from tens of thousands of years ago. My 100-plus pounds are now at his mercy.

I, where am I? The surroundings are tunnels emitting a faint glow. Above, a small hole, not much larger than a human eye, lets in a bit of daylight; dawn has arrived. Yet, my heart suddenly darkened. What good luck, having rolled straight down from the cliff and into this hole.

With a thud, I knelt before the bull-headed figure: "Brother, you are magnanimous, please spare me this time. That earlier remark was just my eagerness to get close to you; I certainly did not mean to take advantage of you..." I rambled on for half an hour, damn it, even a monster would have been driven to death by Tang Seng's incessant chatter. You are being so disrespectful, just a bull's head, and you think you're so impressive? Why have I wasted so much saliva, and you haven't even responded? In our line of work, the most important thing is face. If you don't give me face, if my 4,000 brothers from the company were here, I would have already devoured you as steamed bull's head. Damn it, even a monster would have been driven to death by Tang Seng's incessant chatter. You are being so disrespectful, just a bull's head, and you think you're so impressive? Why have I wasted so much saliva, and you haven't even responded? In our line of work, the most important thing is face. If you don't give me face, if my 4,000 brothers from the company were here, I would have already devoured you as steamed bull's head.

I do not know how long it has been, but I woke up feeling as if a platter of barbecue ingredients was placed on the grill. I could not tell whether it was a chicken thigh or a steak. Upon closer inspection, I found that an entire cow's head was pressed under my stomach, with one of its horns even touching my private parts, no wonder it felt so uncomfortable and hard.

"Proceed, proceed, proceed; your esteemed self commands, your requests are my objectives. I shall brave any challenge, without hesitation."

I see, m.hetushu.com, can I borrow your body to play for a few days? No objections, right? As he spoke, the eyes of the bull's head glowed red. It's over, it really is some kind of problematic orientation... How am I so unfortunate...

Straying off topic, I know very well that this hole is quite eerie, but the only long tunnel is right here, and I have no choice but to go through it. 5 million is giving me courage... I'm going all in; I haven't even warmed the seat of my BMW yet, there's 4 million by the end of the year, and another 5 million that I can get soon. Damn it, the most important thing is that I'm still a virgin. Heaven won't let me die just like that, right? After all, I haven't done as many heinous things as the boss. I don't extort, I don't commit rape, I don't gamble, and I don't run brothels... I'm such an outstanding rogue; Heaven, how could you bear to let me die like this? Heaven won't let me die just like that, right? After all, I haven't done as many heinous things as the boss. I don't extort, I don't commit rape, I don't gamble, and I don't run brothels... I'm such an outstanding rogue; Heaven, how could you bear to let me die like this?

I am a bit confused, Xuanyuan, such a familiar name, our Xuanyuan clan? What Xuanyuan clan? This bull's head probably took too long to be chopped off, it hasn't had a supply of nutrients for too long, has its brain matter become rigid?

After an hour of continuous bombardment, Old Bull finally opened his eyes and said: "What are you all shouting about? I am digesting the things in your little head. Damn it, rolling my tongue to learn your Mandarin is really damn hard"

It doesn't matter if I run away, as long as there is a door. I believe that this legless bull's head cannot outrun me. The problem is, I looked around, where has the door I came in gone? Everywhere there are stone walls... Upon closer inspection, why are there a bunch of primitive people on the stone walls scribbling a lot of dark and unclear images, depicting four-legged animals in shades of red and people wearing genuine leather briefs fighting?

I exclaimed, how come his tone of voice is so similar to mine? Is he digesting my thoughts? I quickly touched my head, still there, right? What is he digesting? However, it seems he means no harm. Let's wait and see how the situation unfolds.

The teeth bit into the meat, and I hummed, "Meat, oh meat, come quickly, your brother is relying on you to save me." It was strange; this bull's head seemed to be severed, meaning it was a dead bull's head. Damn it, have you ever seen a dead bull's head looking at you with such a pure expression in its open eyes? It doesn't matter if a dead bull's head opens its eyes to look at you, but have you ever seen a dead bull's mouth open and start to call out? It doesn't matter if it starts to call out, wuwuwuwu, oh my God, have you ever seen a dead bull's head that opens its mouth and calls your name: "Yang Wei, right?" It doesn't matter if a dead bull's head opens its eyes to look at you, but have you ever seen a dead bull's mouth open and start to call out? It doesn't matter if it starts to call out, wuwuwuwu, oh my God, have you ever seen a dead bull's head that opens its mouth and calls your name: "Yang Wei, right?" Oh my God, a monster, my post-concussion syndrome is acting up, and I am completely dizzy on the bull's head.

I was momentarily taken aback. My friend, who is joking with me? A stone cave measuring 100 meters on each side, with a ceiling approximately 50 meters high. It is spacious and ample. The only thing that struck me as odd was the stone platform in the center of the cave, measuring about 7 to 8 meters in length and width, and around 1 meter high. Having a stone platform is not unusual; it could simply be a place for primitive people to worship their deities. What is strange, however, is that there is a large bull's head on the stone platform. Given its size, it must be a purebred Spanish bull; otherwise, how could this head appear to be the size of a basket?

I am dizzy. I am 180 centimeters tall, weigh 170 jin, have a robust muscular build, a magnificent member, and my chest and abdominal muscles are well-defined. With this physique, am I considered thin?

With my mind filled with a jumble of thoughts, I wandered for quite a while in a daze. I suspect I might have a mild concussion; otherwise, why would my head feel so dizzy

However, upon careful consideration, this bull's head is as large as a basket. Now, if we include its body and make an estimation, my goodness, if it could evolve to walk on two legs, wouldn't it be at least 3 meters tall? In that case, my physique is indeed not just ordinary thinness.

I just read what was in your mind; the minds of your Xuanyuan clan are indeed quite complex. In the past, with my subordinates, I could tell what they were thinking just by touching their heads. Yet it took me so long to understand what was in your mind. As he spoke, the bull-headed figure displayed an expression of deep nostalgia, rolling his eyes affectionately towards the sky and striking a pose.

Ah, fresh beef, taking a bite right on the cow's nose. I wonder if this cow washes its face; anyway, the feeling when I bit its nose was something else. With a bit more effort, that piece of meat was in my mouth. Damn, no wonder armor was made from cowhide in ancient times; this meat is so tough. After two minutes of gnawing, there isn't even a scratch.

I have earned it, I have earned it, I pounced on the ox head. I am so hungry, let me take a bite first. This ox head can last me a month without any problem. It is a lifesaving food, isn't it said by a certain great person: "With grain in hand, one remains calm in heart"?

Just as I was about to take my own life, my method was to cover my head and charge forward, hoping to die upon hitting a rock, thus avoiding the slow suffering of hunger and the torment of waiting. At that moment, everything went dark before my eyes, and I tumbled into a very large cave.

Hehe, I had a concussion and was a bit dazed just now. Hehe, Brother Niutou, you take your time to cool off here, I will take my leave first. I haven't lost my senses yet, and besides, my memory is quite good. Just now, Niutou indeed spoke up, so what are we waiting for, brother? San Yazi and Liang Yazi, let's make a run for it.

Dazed and confused, I woke up. Mother, what is on my head? There are two large blood blisters, each the size of an egg. One on the left and one on the right, perfectly symmetrical.

Well, not bad. A dark heart and a bold spirit. Murder, arson, robbery, rape, drugs, arms, corruption, collusion between black and white, hehe, a perfect world. Well, kid, you may be a bit frail, but the other conditions can be said to be perfect... Hahahahahaha

After a short while, the bull's head opened its eyes and scanned me up and down with an extremely ambiguous gaze. Oh my, could it be that he has some sort of orientation issue? Even if he does, I would gladly make the sacrifice; with his appearance, there’s really nothing to be done about it Hehe

"Young man, everyone is out here making a living, so give me some face. How about we discuss a few matters?"

A sound of "Keng" alerted the bull's attention: "Sir, what do you mean by the Xuanyuan clan? What does it signify in my mind? Hehehehehehe (imitating the classic laughter of Stephen Chow), may I ask who you are?"

I glanced at my watch; fortunately, it hasn't broken. I have been walking for over 7 hours and am utterly exhausted. This tunnel actually leads to hetushu.com. It slopes downward at an angle of 20 degrees. I estimate that I have descended at least 2 kilometers underground.

I estimated that the vertical distance from this opening to my current position is at least 300 meters... Truly, my ancestors have blessed me, knowing that their grandson would bring glory to the family and unwilling to let me perish. I tapped on the surrounding cave walls; they are hard and smooth. Unless I am Superman or Spiderman from America, it seems there is no hope of returning from where I started.

The Bull Head, surprisingly a bit embarrassed, said with a shy expression: "At that time, I was young and naive, and as a result, I was blackened by others. My head has been severed and placed here for suppression for I don't know how many years. As for my name, the people who revered me as a god back then could not understand what I was saying when I mentioned my own name. According to the pronunciation, yes, you now call it transliteration, they referred to me as Chi You."

I am tired, hungry, and thirsty, and I have endured for another 3 hours; I am truly feeling a bit desperate. In my next life, let me be a gigolo, otherwise, I will have lost too much as a virgin in this life

Think about that 400 million, 400 million. From the dividends, I can at least get 5 million. Knowing that the atmosphere in this cave is too eerie, have you ever seen glowing stones? Damn, have you ever seen gemstones? I have nothing more to say.

It is truly frustrating, yet I still have to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, right? "Big brother, esteemed sir, I call you my dear uncle. I am the sole descendant of a family that has cultivated thousands of acres for three generations. Please have pity on me. A refined and elegant demon king like you would never take notice of someone like me, would you? Looking at your simple and honest face, you must be a vegetarian, right? Am I correct? ..." Looking at your simple and honest face, you must be a vegetarian, right? Am I correct? ...